Now I Am Demanding Compensation from Iran: Trump Raises New Demands

Donald Trump has announced that he is demanding compensation from Iran. “I see that representatives of the Islamic Republic of Iran are demanding compensation for the damages they incurred during five months of military conflict (which started because THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD INTERMEDIATE WEAPONS), even though this was never mentioned in any of our negotiations or meetings. However, this is an interesting idea, as now I, in turn, am demanding compensation from Iran for all those they have killed and severely injured with explosive devices and in many conflicts they are known for, starting from General Soleimani and including the families of those killed on the USS Cole, as well as thousands of others who lost their lives in battles. Furthermore, compensation should be paid to the families of hundreds of thousands of innocent protesters that Iran has killed over the past 50 years, not to mention the 52,000 people who have died in the last five months. I have instructed my representatives to resolutely include this demand in all future negotiations,” stated the U.S. President.